No Stars Issue #1 - Pixar Animation Studio

Why I like it oh buddy the Pixar ball

Hello and welcome to the inaugural issue of If I Could Give It No Stars I Would, a newsletter about what happens when Google asks people to review places they’ve visited recently. I’m Nat Bennett, and my sense of humor is deeply warped. If yours is similarly warped, again: Welcome.

Today, we’re talking about reviews of the Pixar Animation Studio in Emeryville.

That listing has 631 reviews, with an average of 4.7 stars.

Most of the written reviews are of Pixar the company — 5 star reviews, expressing their great love of the company.

The most “relevant” reviews are of the campus itself, from people who know a Pixar employee and have gotten a tour. The gift shop, the cafeteria, and the on site theater merit special mention in these.

Reviews of the campus from people who have never been there

I have never went in person but have tooken some virtual tours. It looks awsome just like their movies.

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OK, I haven't been here but I know that the quality of the work that they do is a talent that no one else can master. Well done Pixar, please strive to b the best company ever. (#pleasesaythepixartheoryisreal)

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I wish i could visit pixar studio one is enough because pixar have a movie that i very love " Monster University " and the short film from Monster University that I haven't seen before "party central" oh all my dream have once that could visit pixar studio ( This is my little secret i am number one fan of Monster University and movie provied from pixar ) but unlucky for me I from VietNam i couldn't visit pixar studio and don't have enough money to go abroad and visit pixar i hope pixar had more interesting movie and post the short film party central into Youtube that I could finish my " Monter University collection " in my smartphone ; love you so much pixar ^^

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actually i've never been there, but i'll be an animator in pixar! my dream😁😀

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Ive never been here but it seems like a very nice place.

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I wish to go there so much but I can't

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Never been invited to any of Pixar events.

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i really want to go there some day but I can never find the time to with all the homework my teacher gives us

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(Translated by Google) Do you need to describe this place of creation of technical and artistic masterpieces multi-rewarded where working there must require skills of God, I would never have the level to work there, and I would never have a chance to enter. I only have the chance to see the final renderings of the productions in the cinema!

(Original) As t'on besoin de décrire ce lieu de création de chefs d'oeuvres techniques et artistiques multi-récompensé où y travailler doit demander des compétences de dieu, jamais je n'aurais le niveau pour y travailler, et jamais je n'aurais une chance d'y entrer. J'ai seulement la chance de pouvoir voir les rendus finals des productions au cinéma !
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poetry?

Nascar Disney Pixar cars Piston cup 2007

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Oigan como me ciente bien de un juego de estoy furioso los simpson papá enojado Homero? Hey you ok the games the simpsons i'm furious angry dad homer? i't like to direct-to-video pixar the incredibles spin-off the incredibles of mirage film series mirage and riley andersen inside out? inside out spin-off inside world film series females riley andersen and mirage the incredibles? Sofia the firts spin-off Princess maya film series princesses maya and leena prince khalid? Princess jun and prince jin film series princess jun and prince jin? Disney fairies tinker bell spin-off periwinkle film series periwinkle spike and gliss the tinky winky

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I Like, Pixar, Because The Computer Company, From Disney is making a NEW Company since 1986, so that’s why?? It makes the company from??

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OK K.O. let's be heroes 2017 2019 ian jones-quartey

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its cool not cooler then memes LOL boi it is

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heaven...

heaven...

heaven...

Trust me...its heaven

Yes

heaven

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Pixar's studios is so very very very very very very very very beautiful 😍😍😍😍

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(Translated by Google) OMG! Seriously 'what a thrill' (What emotion, what emotion, what emotion that emotion, what emotion, what emotion.) Someone pinch me or kick me because I still enjoy Emotion.

(Original) Por Dios mio! En serio 'que emocion' (Que emoción, que emoción, que emoción que emoción, que emoción, que emoción.) Que alguien me pellizque o que me de una patada por que sigo gozando de Emoción.

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(Translated by Google) I like Disney Pixar because, in this year Intense Mind premiere and now it will come, A Great Dinosaur.

(Original) Me gusta disney pixar porque ,en este año se estreno Intensa Mente y ahora va venir ,Un Gran Dinosaurio.

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(Translated by Google) They Can Make Other Pixar Movies

(Original) Pueden Hacer Otras Películas de Pixar

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...Very Specific

Violet Parr's Hair

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Inside Out is a game changer. It presents neuroscience in a way that helps you see the how and why of your emotions. The way the movie takes you into the seat of your feeling and the developmental stages we encounter in life is brilliant. I am a therapist and I will for always from this day forward recommend this movie to everyone.

It shows how all the emotions are important and necessary and they also need to be expressed and kept in check...they work together. The movie also introduced beautiful visuals for the subconscious mind (add in that there are also great things living in the subconscious) and long term memory. What movie in the past has talked about the importance of core memories and emotions? It also highlighted the importance and possibility of a corrective emotional experience....this is the healing piece.

I saw the film with my 19 and 21 year old children. We all agreed that our joy level was through the roof after seeing it and it is truly a movie to own and share with everyone. This is a movie that Heals! and yes I did shed a few tears. Bravo Pixar!!!! you have succeeded in bringing more light, education, love and joy to the planet.

Sincerely, Dr. Kellie Kirksey

Holistic Psychotherapist

The Cleveland Clinic Foundation

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Cars is cool I am your b biggest fan of cars

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i need go to this place to delete wall-e movie

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Round tables are the best.

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(Translated by Google) Ash Brannon works here? Because I have drawings for his films and his series on Rock Dog!

(Original) Ash Brannon lavora qui? Perché ho i disegni per i suoi film e le sue serie su Rock Dog!

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(Translated by Google) I love all Pixar movies except Cars 2

(Original) Amo todas las películas de Pixar menos Cars 2

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Advice

They could really boom with their own store. But I guess Disney land is enough for them and things like Toy Story World. You'd think there would be a stronger association with the animation studios and physical locations for the fan base to enjoy. Signed collectables, lounges , Pizza Planet, there is a huge appreciation for these companies and patrons should be able to live it out in their lifetime while it's relevant. I understand that random fans can't disturb the studio .They want to go to work just like everyone else . But still this is amazing and so many people want to show awe.

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So Pixar where is the direct sequel to Monsters Inc.??? Mmmmm we are well over due for one! Can't wait for Toy Story 4 this summer!!!!

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(Translated by Google) Please Pixar, do not stop producing sequences, a pause yes, but do not stop once and for all.

(Original) Por favor Pixar, não pare de produzir sequências, uma pausinha sim, mas não pare de vez.

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Job Applications

I have watched pixar best movies like Toy story, cars and even finding Memo that some day I want to work their one day.

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I wanted to get a job at Pixar because I have loved Toy Story for 16 years. I'm making a TV show made by Pixar. It's called 2 Babies The TV Series. 2 Babies TV show will air on channels, Freeform, NBC Kids, Trinity Broadcasting Network, and of course Nick Junior.

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I have been in love with Pixar for about 2 years and I know everything about it and I can’t wait to work there one day.

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Because I want them to make my movie

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Wow!! Is my favorite pixars movies I like this better then dreamworks . But I love it too and why they not to put a pixar shows socthe fans are need to so I have a very good idea to make this work I will use a design myself and send them and to make a shows more then disney and dreamworks . If they anythong else I will help them to this work..

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This is my temple Onday I will come hear for work This is my dream

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I would like to play in a pixar movie when I get a letter back! I would play a kid.

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I am good animation

I will going​ with you

Please contact me

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I WILL work here

I can an I will

Watch me

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Me Adult To Be Working On This Studio

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(Translated by Google) The pixar disney brother i know me and cousin know how to do the same thing that pixar does it my cousin i will even work at pixar agent has the 3d program that pixar uses

(Original) A pixar o irmão da Disney eu sei eu e me primo sabemos fazer a mesma coisa que a pixar faz ele meu primo vái ate trabalha na pixar agente tem o programa 3D que a pixar usa
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(Translated by Google) I wanted to ask for 7 years what programs, applications and procedures they use to make a Pixar animation movie. And if they are requesting new minds

(Original) He querido preguntar durante 7 años qué programas, aplicaciones y procedimientos usan para realizar una película de animación Pixar. Y si están solicitando nuevas mentes

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sir this is the Pixar Campus

I learn Graphic Design course in Pixart multimedia institute. So i suggest to everyone join Graphic Design course in pixart. very good faculty good environment. and also Nikhil Sir is Providing Market Knowledge.

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JetBlue, LaGuardia Airport, Delta, AMC Theaters

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I was lucky to watch a movie in Taj Hotel Chandigarh (India) 7-8 years back. The animation team was here and they asked me if I had anything to say. But being an amateur I could not understand. Today I understand the meaning of this movie and would like to congratulate the team for giving me the opportunity to say something to the world which I was unable to do so. The message to the world is no matter what a small person is saying, pay heed to the words. Even a small person can give message to the world which could be beneficial to all. Otherwise there is possibility that if you do not listen to his message, the world will have only to regret later.

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Toy story, Toy story 2, Toy story 3, Toy story 4. Finding Nemo, Finding Dory. A Bug's life, Ratatouille, Brave, The Good Dinosaur. Monsters, inc, Monsters University. Inside out, Inside out 2, Wall-e, Wall-e 2, Coco, Coco 2. Cars, Cars 2, Cars 3. The Incredibles, Incredibles 2. Up, Incredibles 3, Bollywood great out, Bollywood great out 2, Bollywood great out 3 and other movie of Disney•Pixar.

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I'm big big fan of pixer. I love pixer movies & i like car's movie's.

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Blatant Self-Promotion

I love Pixar movies, Easter eggs, and Some of the things that the some workers there did. I guess you can call me a Pixar nerd! P.s. check out the YouTube channel called Crazy Nate!!!

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What tour? No tour!

What tour? They need to give tours. Very disappointing. Love their movies would love to see where they are made.

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Its to bad we can't visit Pixar, my nephews wanted to visit and eat there. Pixar, maybe you should do tours or let folks visit.

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(Translated by Google) Unable to enter except officials. At the entrance the manager says “We are Not open to public at all”. Do not go without staff. I've been to see another ripple that I can go, but I've been stuck!

(Original) 관계자 외에 못들어감. 입구에서 관리자가 “We are Not open to public at all” 이라고 말함. 지인중에 직원없음 가지 마세요. 갈수있다는 저 다른 리플 보고 괜히 가봤다가 빠꾸만 당했네!

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Steve Jobs

I have never been here, but it has been my lifetime dream. Pixar has made me laugh, cry, and love. Thank you Steve Jobs, for bringing joy into my life. May you rest in piece

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John Lasseter

When I called 2 times to talk to John lasseter I Couldn't talk to him about Cars 3 and the Security said if I call again they would call the Police on me for harassment on the phone. And if you are Reading this Pixar I will call the Police on the Security there.

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omg I just have to say one thing i´m inspired by all your films and your journey just to get here oh and one more thing john you are the best person in the world

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Complaints

Pixar is an extremely bad citizen in Emeryville, CA: it pays virtually NO city taxes; almost none of its workers live in Emeryville so it hasn't brought any jobs; it hasn't spawned other support companies in the area (unless you count Michael's and Target). The city is fanatical about enforcing city tax on tiny and small businesses. Pixar is a great burden and its only role is give narcissistic glow to citizens who'd don't have a sports team to waste public money on. Emeryville would be much better off if Pixar either paid city tax or left. There are numerous tech companies and residential developers who'd use that space without the city giving near-criminal tax incentives away.

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Pixar is being corrupted by modern society.

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The Pixar ball

I loved the movie "Cars" & every "Pixar" movie has a Pixar ball.

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Why I like it oh buddy the Pixar ball

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Analysis, etc.

I’m surprised by the volume of reviews from people who have physically never been to this location. I started this newsletter with the assumption that most of these reviews were prompted by Google itself asking people to review places they’d been recently, but some of these reviews are by people in Vietnam. Clearly there’s something else going on here.

The listing for the studio does appear when you search “Pixar” so it’s possible that’s how people are finding it. The “Write a Review” button on these things is tiny though.

Anyway — what’s your favorite Pixar movie?