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A free Substack newsletter about the strange, wonderful, and surprising reviews of Google Maps. Reviews of the Safeway Deli Counter. Reviews of the White House Christmas tree. Libraries. Public parks.

Why?

Because they’re a window into strange, hidden parts of humanity. And they’re very funny.

had a mental breakdown and bought 7 heads of cabbage near closing time. absolutely worth it and I only got 3 odd looks in the store. peace love and happiness 🐴

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Send this to your weirdest friend, the one who’s always sending you Twitter screenshots. They’ll like it.

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